I see nothing but pain here
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calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-

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me: i'm gonna study when i get home
me: i'll just study before i go to bed
me: i'll just study in the morning
me: i'll just study on the way to school
me: i'll just study in this class
me: i'll just study in the hall
me: i'll just study before the test
me: i'll just study during the test
story of my life




